i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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