I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
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Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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