Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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