well I can't set my house on fire every night
and she was petting her beer can
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
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