So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i barfeds in our rink
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Randomize
