Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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