I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I have demons in me.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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