Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
We named our party play list daddy issues
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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