And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
