we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
only you would photoshop your dick
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
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seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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