So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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