Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I wannas sexs uuuuu
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
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Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
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I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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