I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I need to stop coming to work sober
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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