We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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