I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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