I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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