No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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