That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
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The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I licked your asshole in confidence.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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