there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
So many bounce houses so little time
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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