SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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