I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
His hands were made for my vagina.
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But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
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do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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