There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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