just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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