i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
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I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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