I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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