we're blogging at a bar
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
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and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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