just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
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Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
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Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I have aggressive nipples.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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