I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
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her facebook's as public as her vagina
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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