my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
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I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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