I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
This is the high leading the old right now
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
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