I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
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I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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