...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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