Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
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I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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