I won't be sarcastic... just naked
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
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no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
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At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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