I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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