i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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