I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
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all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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