he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
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The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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