But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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