Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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