If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
