Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
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Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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