I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
