Christians are straight up FREAKS
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
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I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
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I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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