I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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