i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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