don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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