Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
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The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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