Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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