I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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