just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
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I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
try to milk me bitch
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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