I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
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I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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