You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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