at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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