big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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