This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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