do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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